No – One Ever Has Sex at a Wedding by Tracy Bloom
Publishing Date: 29th March 2019
Series: No – One Ever Has Sex #4
Source: Received from the publisher via NetGalley, thank you!
Number of pages: 260
Genre: General Fiction, Humour
In Katy’s opinion, weddings should follow some basic rules:
1) No-one should ever have sex. Of course. The married couple has the rest of their lives for that, and the guests should be too busy partying.
2) If you are heavily pregnant (as Katy is) you should obviously not be invited to three weddings in the space of one summer. Your husband’s accident-prone best friend, your attention-seeking colleague, your 73-year-old mother’s marriage to her Spanish toy boy – all without even an alcoholic drink to make them bearable.
3) During the speeches, it should not be revealed that you had a secret one-night-stand with one of the other guests.
4) Instead of laying bets on the length of the best man’s speech, guests should not be laying bets on whether a marriage will be in ruins before the end of the meal…
But this summer, Katy is lucky enough to be the special guest at the weddings that break ALL of the rules. What could possibly go wrong?
Katy is pregnant with her second child and has a problem – there are not only many weddings looming in the future, but Braindead had inadvertently, during his groom speech at his wedding, let the cat out of the bag about the situation that has happened many years ago, and now Alison has kicked Matthew out. So it’s not only that all the friends feel obliged to bring them back together, there is also the joint wedding of Daniel and her own mother. Oh boy.
Dreams comes true, ha? So many of the readers always wanted to read more about Braindead and here we are. “No – One Ever Has Sex at a Wedding” follows the group of our old friends but while the other books were mostly about Katy and Ben, here the author focuses on the other characters as well, and you know what? I really enjoyed it. I’ve got my dose of Katy and Ben but I also satisfied my curiosity when it comes to Matthew, Alison, Braindead, Daniel and co. This time Alison kicks Matthew out and everybody feels obliged to help them see the sense. Each of the characters is involved – Katy because she feels guilty, Ben because he has no other option, Daniel because he loves to be the centre of attention, Ian because he wants to have his flat for himself again, Braindead because he was the reason Alison found out and, as you can expect, chaos arises. But it’s a brilliant chaos, funny and heart-warming, and while it may not be a read that’s going to stay with you for long, it’s a pure entertainment.
This is already a fourth book in the No – One Ever Has Sex and I am not sure if I would advise you to read it as a stand – alone. Simply, you’d miss too much on brilliant reads, but also, even though the most of the key plots from the previous reads are mentioned briefly, I still think that to fully enjoy the story and understand the characters (I’ve noticed some of the reviewers were annoyed with the nickname “Braindead” for example – but those were the ones who haven’t read the previous books before) you should read the books in the right order.
It was a quick, entertaining read that was like a sitcom. There weren’t many detailed descriptions and the events were happening one after another without long and unnecessary introductions, it was more dialogue – orientated and believe me, there were some brilliant conversations throughout the story, the banter was quick, sharp and hilarious. However, guys, this book is not only laugh, there are also some more poignant moments and I liked how the author balanced those moments. Some of the speeches were simply beautiful and unforgettable.
Altogether, “No – One Ever Has Sex at a Wedding” was a funny, undemanding read with a hidden depth, full of shenanigans and embarrassing situations about families, relationships and great friendship, about sticking together through thick and thin. Truly recommended!